Summary: Simms’ Unsullied dropped his second game in a row, this one to Brownie the Elf, and fell from the top spot in the process.
Game High Points: TY Hilton 30.1 (Brownie the Elf)
Surprise of the Game: Hilton’s 30.1 points were impressive, as were Andrew Luck’s (Brownie the Elf) 24.84 points.
Most Disappointing Performance: There were plenty to choose from here, but we’ll go with Jordan Cameron’s 0.4 points for Brownie the Elf. Aaron Rodgers scoring 1.98 points for Simms’ Unsullied gets an honorable mention, but obviously the injury was a major factor.
Notables: Andrew Luck and TY Hilton accounted for over half of Brownie the Elf’s points. Eddie Lacy and KC Def both had very strong games for Simms’ Unsullied. There were no notable points left on the bench in this game.
1 Badass Honey Badgers (Aussie Brown) 109.54 vs 8 Optimist Prime (The Licensed Optimist) 105.28
Summary: Chris Johnson and Badass Honey Badgers hand Optimist Prime his 4th consecutive loss as Badass Honey Badgers moves into first place.
Game High Points: Chris Johnson 29.0 (Badass Honey Badgers)
Surprise of the Game: Chris Johnson’s explosive performance was unexpected, as was DeSean Jackson’s 21.0 point game for Optimist Prime.
Most Disappointing Performance: Vincent Jackson scored only 1.1 points for Badass Honey Badgers.
Notables: Both teams left some points on the bench as Shonn Greene (12.6 pts) didn’t play for Optimist Prime and Kyle Rudolph (9.5 pts) and Alshon Jeffery (12.1 pts) out-performed starters for Badass Honey Badgers.
3 TWB Gets Laid (Ted Washington’s Belly) 141.78 vs 4 Stig-o-sauruseseses (Stigosaurus) 102.58
Summary: TWB Gets Laid gets his 4th straight win and the biggest blowout of the week as he knocks Stig-o-sauruseseses out of second place.
Game High Points: Russell Wilson 24.28 (Stig-o-sauruseseses)
Surprise of the Game: Stevan Ridley scored 22.4 points for TWB Gets Laid.
Most Disappointing Performance: DeMarco Murray only managed 5.0 points for TWB Gets Laid.
6 Inconcievable (Gabe Durrant) 83.86 vs 12 Kosar for President (Weeden2Gordon) 77.28
Game High Points: Tom Brady 33.18 (Kosar for President)
Surprise of the Game: A strong performance from Tom Brady usually wouldn’t be surprising, but this was the first time all year he scored over 21.0 points, so 33.18 was a bit of a shock.
Most Disappointing Performance: Kosar for President’s TE position, (Empty), failed to score any points at all. Darren McFadden scored only 1.5 points for Inconcievable before succumbing to injury yet again.
Notables: Both teams left a few points on the bench with Eddie Royal scoring 11.6 points from Inconcievable’s bench while Torrey Smith (7.8 pts) and Scott Chandler (2.6 pts) sat for Kosar for President.
7 Now I’m Done (StuckInPa) 86.40 vs 10 Weeden Cough Syrup (SpecialBrownie) 52.72
Game High Points: Danny Amendola 18.2 (Weeden Cough Syrup)
Surprise of the Game: Danny Amendola had by far his best game of the season.
Most Disappointing Performance: Weeden Cough Syrup had 3 players fail to break 2 points and a fourth who scored only 2.9 points.
Notables: There were very few points left on the bench this week as 8 of the 10 bench players were on bye weeks, including all 5 of Weeden Cough Syrup’s bench players.
9 130lbs of Kosar (Brownie’s Year) 122.14 vs 11 Tucks Gong Shows (TuckJob) 85.32
Summary: Andre Johnson’s monster game carries 130lbs of Kosar to victory of Tucks Gong Shows.
Game High Points: Andre Johnson 40.9 (130lbs of Kosar)
Surprise of the Game: Andre Johnson more than doubled his next best performance for this season. Car Def scored 19.0 points for Tucks Gong Shows.
Notables: Ben Tate’s 7.9 points on Tucks Gong Shows’ bench could have helped, but nowhere near enough. 130lbs of Kosar could have widened his margin of victory if he would have started CJ Spiller (15.5 pts) and Marlon Brown (19.4 pts).
1 6-3 Badass Honey Badgers
2 6-3 Simms’ Unsullied
3 5-4 TWB Gets Laid
4 5-4 Stig-o-sauruseseses
5 5-4 Brownie the Elf
6 5-4 Inconcievable
7 4-5 Now I’m Done
8 4-5 Optimist Prime
9 4-5 130lbs of Kosar
10 4-5 Weeden Cough Syrup
11 3-6 Tucks Gong Shows
12 3-6 Kosar for President
Week 10 Matchups (Rank, Team, Yahoo projection*)
Week 10 is Rivalry Week!
1 Badass Honey Badgers (98.97) vs 7 Now I’m Done (99.80)
2 Simms’ Unsullied (75.78) vs 8 Optimist Prime (98.92)
3 TWB Gets Laid (94.86) vs 10 Weeden Cough Syrup (63.00)
4 Stig-o-sauruseseses (91.80) vs 6 Inconcievable (74.40)
5 Brownie the Elf (85.15) vs 9 130lbs of Kosar (82.61)
11 Tucks Gong Shows (82.26) vs 12 Kosar for President (44.80)
*Projected points as of the writing of this page.