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Week 14 UDBNFL Review

8 Simms’ Unsullied (Jon Stinchcomb) 130.82 vs 10 Badass Honey Badgers (Aussie Brown) 76.26

Summary: Josh McCown and KC Def led Simms’ Unsullied to victory over Badass Honey Badgers in the biggest blowout of the week.

Game High Points: Josh McCown 39.52 (Simms’ Unsullied)

Surprise of the Game: We all know KC has a good defense, but 26.0 points is an impressive performance.

Most Disappointing Performance: NE Def scored only 1.0 points and Ladarius Green scored 0.0 for Badass Honey Badgers.

Notables: Danny Woodhead (15.4 pts), Montee Ball (14.7 pts), and Hakeem Nicks (13.5 pts) all had strong games from the bench of Badass Honey Badgers.

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1 Now I’m Done (StuckInPa) 126.68 vs 9 Inconcievable (Gabe Durrant) 74.10

Summary: Now I’m Done wins his sixth consecutive game and moves into first place.

Game High Points: Peyton Manning 31.78 (Now I’m Done)

Surprise of the Game: Charles Clay scored 21.7 points for Now I’m Done.

Most Disappointing Performance: Alfred Morris scored only 3.1 points while David Akers failed to record any points, both for Inconcievable.

Notables: Now I’m Done had even more points on his bench with Rashard Mendenhall (10.1 pts) and BenJarvus Green-Ellis (16.8 pts).

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2 Optimist Prime (The Licensed Optimist) 92.22 vs 11 Tucks Gong Shows (TuckJob) 86.40

Summary: Optimist Prime wins his fifth game in a row but slips into second place.

Game High Points: Drew Brees 28.82 (Optimist Prime)

Surprise of the Game: Marcel Reese went for 22.1 points for Optimist Prime.

Most Disappointing Performance: Adrian Peterson scored a mere 1.7 points before going down with an injury for Optimist Prime.

Notables: Quotes of the week:

"Stellar defensive play in this one" -TWB Gets Laid

"Absolutely amazing." -Optimist Prime

The starting defenses scored 1.0 (Car Def, Tucks Gong Shows) and -1.0 (Oak Def, Optimist Prime) points.

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3 TWB Gets Laid (Ted Washington’s Belly) 137.96 vs 12 Kosar for President (Weeden2Gordon) 93.22

Summary: TWB Gets Laid moved into third place by handing Kosar for President his seventh consecutive loss.

Game High Points: Jamaal Charles 27.9 (Kosar for President)

Surprise of the Game: Garrett Graham scored 13.3 points for Kosar for President.

Most Disappointing Performance: Rob Gronkowski scored 3.2 points for TWB Gets Laid before succumbing to a knee injury, putting an end to his season.

Notables: Ryan Mathews scored 19.5 points from the bench for Kosar for President. These two teams received very different performances from their defenses as Ari Def scored 20.0 points for TWB Gets Laid while Chi Def scored only 1.0 points for Kosar for President.

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4 Weeden Cough Syrup (SpecialBrownie) 65.42 vs 7 130lbs of Kosar (Brownie’s Year) 112.68

Summary: Josh Gordon and 130lbs of Kosar pummel Weeden Cough Syrup, but the latter still makes the playoffs at fourth place.

Game High Points: Josh Gordon 24.5 (130lbs of Kosar)

Surprise of the Game: Rod Streater scored 19.0 points for 130lbs of Kosar.

Most Disappointing Performance: Calvin Johnson scored only 4.9 points for Weeden Cough Syrup in blizzard conditions.

Notables: Weeden Cough Syrup started Matt Stafford (5.82 pts) over Andy Dalton (30.1 pts). Jerricho Cotchery (12.2 pts) and Marlon Brown (15.2 pts) had strong games from 130lbs of Kosar’s bench, but they actually belonged there as he started three wide receivers who outscored them both.

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5 Brownie the Elf (emily522) 116.24 vs 6 Stig-o-sauruseseses (Stigosaurus) 103.66

Summary: In a win-and-in game, Stig-o-sauruseseses fell short while Brownie the Elf would have moved into fourth place with just 6 more points.

Game High Points: LeSean McCoy 34.1 (Stig-o-sauruseseses)

Surprise of the Game: Andrew Luck went off with 32.24 points for Brownie the Elf.

Most Disappointing Performance: T.Y. Hilton scored only 0.7 points for Brownie the Elf while Dal Def scored -3.0 for Stig-o-sauruseseses.

Notables: Reggie Bush was a late injury scratch, and his 0.0 points definitely hurt Stig-o-sauruseseses. Andre Ellington (12.3 pts) and Brian Hartline (11.1 pts) both had solid games from the bench for Brownie the Elf.

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Standings

1 9-5 Now I’m Done

2 9-5 Optimist Prime

3 8-6 TWB Gets Laid

4 8-6 Weeden Cough Syrup

5 8-6 Brownie the Elf

6 7-7 Stig-o-sauruseseses

7 7-7 130lbs of Kosar

8 7-7 Simms’ Unsullied

9 7-7 Inconcievable

10 6-8 Badass Honey Badgers

11 5-9 Tucks Gong Shows

12 3-11 Kosar for President

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Week 15 Matchups

Playoffs-Round One

1 Now I’m Done vs 4 Weeden Cough Syrup

2 Optimist Prime vs 3 TWB Gets Laid

5 Brownie the Elf vs 8 Simms’ Unsullied

6 Stig-o-sauruseseses vs 7 130lbs of Kosar

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