Week 16 UDBNFL Review

Championship Game

1 Now I’m Done (StuckInPa) 136.90 vs 2 TWB Gets Laid (Ted Washington’s Belly) 73.50

Summary: Now I’m Done crushed TWB Gets Laid, scoring the biggest blowout of the week en route to a 1st place finish.

Game High Points: Peyton Manning 32.0 (Now I’m Done)

Surprise of the Game: Pierre Garcon and AJ Green combined for 42.1 points for Now I’m Done.

Most Disappointing Performance: Matt Forte scored only 5.4 points for TWB Gets Laid.

Notables: TWB Gets Laid started Cle Def (0.0 pts) over Cin Def (19.0 pts). Now I’m Done finished in third place last year.


3rd Place Game

3 Weeden Cough Syrup (SpecialBrownie) 108.14 vs 4 Optimist Prime (The Licensed Optimist) 68.34

Summary: Weeden Cough Syrup knocked off Optimist Prime to secure 3rd place.

Game High Points: Andy Dalton 31.64 (Weeden Cough Syrup)

Surprise of the Game: I’m surprised every time Andy Dalton has a big game. Considering the season he’s had 20.1 points from Roddy White (Weeden Cough Syrup) was pretty surprising as well.

Most Disappointing Performance: There were a couple of note: A gimpy Calvin Johnson (4.3 pts) and Vernon Davis (0.0 pts) underperformed for Weeden Cough Syrup while injuries limited the output of Adrian Peterson (4.7 pts) and Andre Brown (3.4 pts) for Optimist Prime.

Notables: There were some points left on the bench in this game, but they wouldn’t have impacted the outcome. Weeden Cough Syrup finished in 10th place last year.


5th Place Game

5 Simms’ Unsullied (Jon Stinchcomb) 79.88 vs 6 130lbs of Kosar (Brownie’s Year) 56.52

Summary: Despite starting the inactive Victor Cruz Simms’ Unsullied was able to beat 130lbs of Kosar to claim 5th place.

Game High Points: Eddie Lacy 21.0 (Simms’ Unsullied)

Surprise of the Game: Fred Jackson had a strong game, scoring 17.8 points for Simms’ Unsullied.

Most Disappointing Performance: The inactive Victor Cruz has already been mentioned, so this will go to Jason Witten and Rod Streater who combined for 1.5 points for 130lbs of Kosar.

Notables: Buf Def scored 21.0 points from 130lbs of Kosar’s bench. Last year 130lbs of Kosar finished in 9th place and Simms’ Unsulled won the league.


7th Place Game

7 Stig-o-sauruseseses (Stigosaurus) 88.22 vs 8 Brownie the Elf (emily522) 75.74

Summary: A huge game from LeSean McCoy is enough to lift Stig-o-sauruseseses over Brownie the Elf and to a 7th place finish.

Game High Points: LeSean McCoy 28.2 (Stig-o-sauruseseses)

Surprise of the Game: Eric Decker went off for 25.1 points for Brownie the Elf.

Most Disappointing Performance: Reggie Bush scored only 2.4 points for Stig-o-sauruseseses.

Notables: Donald Brown scored 23.0 points from Stig-o-sauruseseses’ bench while Chris Ivory had 10.9 points from the bench for Brownie the Elf. Last year Brownie the Elf finished in 7th place while Stig-o-sauruseseses was the last place team.


Final Standings

1 9-5 Now I’m Done

2 8-6 TWB Gets Laid

3 8-6 Weeden Cough Syrup

4 9-5 Optimist Prime

5 7-7 Simms’ Unsullied

6 7-7 130lbs of Kosar

7 7-7 Stig-o-sauruseseses

8 8-6 Brownie the Elf

9 7-7 Inconcievable

10 6-8 Badass Honey Badgers

11 5-9 Tucks Gong Shows

12 3-11 Kosar for President

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