Week 13 UDBNFL Review

10 Simms’ Unsullied (Jon Stinchcomb) 81.40 vs 3 Weeden Cough Syrup (SpecialBrownie) 113.42

Summary: Simms’ Unsullied has now lost six consecutive games, this week falling to Weeden Cough Syrup who has won his last four games and eight of his last nine.

Game High Points: Josh McCown 22.2 (Simms’ Unsullied)

Surprise of the Game: I consider it a surprise any time a kicker hits 20.0 points like Adam Vinatieri did for Weeden Cough Syrup.

Most Disappointing Performance: DeAngelo Williams didn’t play for Weeden Cough Syrup, while Eddie Lacy and Wes Welker only managed a combined 7.7 points for Simms’ Unsullied.

Notables: There were a few points left on the bench by each team, but nowhere near enough to impact the outcome.


1 Optimist Prime (The Licensed Optimist) 86.68 vs 7 Inconcievable (Gabe Durrant) 84.82

Summary: Optimist Prime wins a tight game against Inconcievable to move into first place. Game High Points: Cam Newton 29.32 (Inconcievable)

Surprise of the Game: It continues to surprise me that Rashad Jennings is doing so well for the Raiders, scoring 16.3 points for Optimist Prime this week.

Most Disappointing Performance: Drew Brees scored only 7.78 points for Optimist Prime.

Notables: Inconcievable must be kicking himself, because Joique Bell (18.8 pts) and Sea Def (13.0 pts) could have swung this game in his favor had they not been on his bench.


2 Now I’m Done (StuckInPa) 128.62 vs 12 Kosar for President (Weeden2Gordon) 85.94

Summary: Now I’m Done extends Kosar for President’s losing streak to six games in the biggest blowout of the week.

Game High Points: Peyton Manning 33.82 (Now I’m Done)

Surprise of the Game: DeMarco Murray scored 28.2 points for Now I’m Done.

Most Disappointing Performance: Percy Harvin and Julius Thomas scored 0.0 points for Kosar for President as they were both inactive.

Notables: Steven Jackson scored 20.4 points from Kosar for President’s bench while Now I’m Done got 13.5 points from BenJarvus Green-Ellis and 12.4 points from Cecil Shorts III.


4 TWB Gets Laid (Ted Washington’s Belly) 105.30 vs 9 130lbs of Kosar (Brownie’s Year) 129.82

Summary: Josh Gordon’s monster performance helped carry 130lbs of Kosar to victory over TWB Gets Laid.

Game High Points: Josh Gordon 38.1 (130lbs of Kosar)

Surprise of the Game: Gordon’s big game qualifies, as do CJ Spiller’s (21.7 pts, 130lbs of Kosar) and Rob Gronkowski’s (18.7 pts, TWB Gets Laid)

Most Disappointing Performance: Jordy Nelson only scored 1.4 points for TWB Gets Laid.

Notables: TWB Gets Laid left Nick Foles (23.68 pts) on his bench. Otherwise there were few points left behind.


5 Stig-o-sauruseseses (Stigosaurus) 108.70 vs 8 Badass Honey Badgers (Aussie Brown) 104.98

Summary: Despite Alshon Jeffery’s big game, Badass Honey Badgers loses his fourth straight, this time to Stig-o-sauruseseses.

Game High Points: Alshon Jeffery 36.9 (Badass Honey Badgers)

Surprise of the Game: Other than Jeffery, the biggest surprise was Russell Wilson scoring 29.1 points for Stig-o-sauruseseses.

Most Disappointing Performance: Marshawn Lynch scored 5.7 points for Badass Honey Badgers.

Notables: Donald Brown (12.4 pts) for Stig-o-sauruseseses and Matt Ryan (16.14), Montee Ball (12.1 pts), and Ladarius Green (10.5 pts) for Badass Honey Badgers all scored decent points from the bench.


6 Brownie the Elf (emily522) 104.30 vs 11 Tucks Gong Shows (TuckJob) 99.80

Summary: Eric Decker’s huge game carried Brownie the Elf over Michael Floyd and Tucks Gong Shows.

Game High Points: Eric Decker 41.4 (Brownie the Elf)

Surprise of the Game: Clearly Eric Decker, but Michael Floyd’s 15.9 points were a pleasant surprise for Tucks Gong Shows as well.

Most Disappointing Performance: Jordan Cameron continues to underwhelm, going for 4.3 points this week for Brownie the Elf.

Notables: Tucks Gong Shows benched Ben Tate (28.2 pts) while Brownie the Elf sat Eli Manning (12.4 pts) and Brian Hartline (18.7 pts).



1 8-5 Optimist Prime

2 8-5 Now I’m Done

3 8-5 Weeden Cough Syrup

4 7-6 TWB Gets Laid

5 7-6 Stig-o-sauruseseses

6 7-6 Brownie the Elf

7 7-6 Inconcievable

8 6-7 Badass Honey Badgers

9 6-7 130lbs of Kosar

10 6-7 Simms’ Unsullied

11 5-8 Tucks Gong Shows

12 3-10 Kosar for President


Week 14 Matchups

1 Optimist Prime vs 11 Tucks Gong Shows

2 Now I’m Done vs 7 Inconcievable

3 Weeden Cough Syrup vs 9 130lbs of Kosar

4 TWB Gets Laid vs 12 Kosar for President

5 Stig-o-sauruseseses vs 6 Brownie the Elf

8 Badass Honey Badgers vs 10 Simms’ Unsullied

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