Congratulations to DBN member Brownies Year for winning our previous caption contest. The results for our ninth caption contest of the season are listed below.
Tonight, our caption contest features everyone's favorite player on the Browns, Joe Thomas. There are a lot of different directions you can take in terms of who Thomas is trying to set straight, so have at it. Remember to "rec" the captions you find to be the most fitting.
Winner: "And I was like 'Whoa there, Ray Ray. Put down the knife.'" -Brownies Year
Runner-Up: "ARGGGHHH!! MY NECK!!!!" -Bad Beats