UDBNFL Week 3 Review

1 Simms’ Unsullied (Jon Stinchcomb) 88.56 vs 5 Badass Honey Badgers (Aussie Brown) 70.24

Summary: Wes Welker and Cin Def carried Simms’ Unsullied to victory and the number one ranking in the league over Antonio Gates and Badass Honey Badgers.

Game High Points: Cin Def 18.0 (Simms’ Unsullied)

Surprise of the Game: Both teams’ defenses scored into double digits with Cin Def scoring 18.0 for Simms’ Unsullied and NE Def scoring 12.0 for Badass Honey Badgers.

Most Disappointing Performance: Easily Hakeem Nicks who failed to score any points at all for Badass Honey Badgers.

Notables: Simms’ Unsullied had a second defense on his bench who also scored double digit points. There were few points left on the bench for either team.


2 Now I’m Done (StuckInPa) 85.26 vs 6 Inconcievable (Gabe Durrant) 95.66

Summary: Cam Newton and Inconcievable outscored Peyton Manning and Now I’m Done.

Game High Points: Cam Newton 30.42 (Inconcievable)

Surprise of the Game: Cam Newton’s 30.42 points for Inconcievable were almost 12 more than projected.

Most Disappointing Performance: Dwayne Bowe scored only 0.4 points for Inconcievable.

Notables: Inconcievable left Antonio Brown (31.6 pts) and Joique Bell (19.2 pts) on the bench while Now I’m Done’s only bench player of note was Brian Hartline with 11.6 points.


3 Stig-o-sauruseseses (Stigosaurus) 100.88 vs 7 Brownie the Elf (emily522) 97.76

Summary: Russell Wilson and LeSean McCoy helped Stig-o-sauruseseses overcome Jordan Cameron and Brownie the Elf.

Game High Points: Jordan Cameron 24.6 (Brownie the Elf)

Surprise of the Game: Jordan Cameron’s 3 TD performance netted Brownie the Elf 24.6 points while Matt Prater scored 17.0 points for Stig-o-sauruseseses.

Most Disappointing Performance: T. Y. Hilton scored only 1.3 points for Brownie the Elf.

Notables: There were no points of note left on either team’s bench this week.


4 Optimist Prime (The Licensed Optimist) 82.58 vs 11 Tucks Gong Shows (TuckJob) 81.50

Summary: Jimmy Graham had a strong performance for Tucks Gong Shows but it wasn’t enough to overcome his real-life QB as Drew Brees carried Optimist Prime to the win.

Game High Points: Drew Brees 32.78 (Optimist Prime)

Surprise of the Game: Jimmy Graham scored 25.4 points for Tucks Gong Shows.

Most Disappointing Performance: Colin Kaepernick could only muster 5.0 points for Tucks Gong Shows while Daryl Richardson recorded 0.0 points for Optimist Prime.

Notables: Both teams left fairly significant points on the bench: Kenbrell Thompkins (16.1 pts) for Tucks Gong Shows and Ahmad Bradshaw (17.1 pts) and Cecil Shorts (14.3 pts) for Optimist Prime. Had both teams played their ideal lineup this week Optimist Prime would still have won.


8 Kosar for President (Weeden2Gordon) 123.60 vs 9 TWB Gets Laid (Ted Washington’s Belly) 87.70

Summary: Jamaal Charles and Chi Def carried Kosar for President to the biggest blowout of the week over DeMarco Murray and TWB Gets Laid.

Game High Points: DeMarco Murray 26.3 (TWB Gets Laid)

Surprise of the Game: DeMarco Murray (26.3 pts, TWB Gets Laid) and Chi Def (25.0 pts, Kosar for President) both more than double their projected point totals.

Most Disappointing Performance: Jay Feely scored only 1.0 points for TWB Gets Laid.

Notables: There were significant points left on the bench in this game as well, including Bal Def (21.0 pts) for TWB Gets Laid and Denarius Moore (18.4 pts) and Bernard Pierce (13.2 pts) for Kosar for President.


10 130lbs of Kosar (Brownie’s Year) 83.12 vs 12 Weeden Cough Syrup (SpecialBrownie) 69.80

Summary: Josh Gordon helped lift 130lbs of Kosar over Calvin Johnson and Weeden Cough Syrup in a low scoring game.

Game High Points: Josh Gordon 22.8 (130lbs of Kosar)

Surprise of the Game: I don’t know if anyone expected Josh Gordon’s first game back from suspension to be quite as good as it was. Giovanni Bernard’s 15.9 points were better than expected as well.

Most Disappointing Performance: Vernon Davis was inactive for Weeden Cough Syrup, meaning 0.0 points from the TE position.

Notables: Miles Austin, Roddy White, Phil Dawson, and SF Def combined to score only 5.8 points for Weeden Cough Syrup, meaning he had 5 players net only 5.8 points when you include Vernon Davis. The only significant bench points were Ronnie Hillman’s 13.8 points on 130lbs of Kosar’s bench.



1 3-0 Simms’ Unsullied

2 2-1 Now I’m Done

3 2-1 Stig-o-sauruseseses

4 2-1 Optimist Prime

5 2-1 Badass Honey Badgers

6 2-1 Inconcievable

7 2-1 Brownie the Elf

8 1-2 Kosar for President

9 1-2 TWB Gets Laid

10 1-2 130lbs of Kosar

11 0-3 Tucks Gong Shows

12 0-3 Weeden Cough Syrup


Week 4 Matchups (Rank, Team, Yahoo projection*)

1 Simms’ Unsullied (77.31) vs 3 Stig-o-sauruseseses (87.52)

2 Now I’m Done (91.95) vs 11 Tucks Gong Shows (93.57)

4 Optimist Prime (101.14) vs 7 Brownie the Elf (83.43)

5 Badass Honey Badgers (99.03) vs 10 130lbs of Kosar (71.04)

6 Inconcievable (93.10) vs 9 TWB Gets Laid (103.82)

8 Kosar for President (100.35) vs 12 Weeden Cough Syrup (81.56)

*Projected points as of the writing of this page.

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