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Week 8 UDBNFL Review

2 Brady Stoneheart (Jon Stinchcomb) 130.10 vs 4 Haden’s gonna hate (PaduaDSP) 104.76

Summary: Brady Stoneheart moves into second place with a win over Haden’s gonna hate, knocking him down to fourth place in the process.

Game High Points: Jeremy Maclin 30.70 points (Haden’s gonna hate)

Surprise of the Game: We know Maclin is good, but 30+ points always qualifies as a surprise.

Most Disappointing Performance: Steve Smith scored 3.5 points for Brady Stoneheart while Julius Thomas had only 2.3 points for Haden’s gonna hate.

Notables: Brandon LaFell went off for 18.4 points on Brady Stoneheart’s bench. Matt Stafford (20.9 pts) outperformed Tony Romo (12.46 pts) for Haden’s gonna hate.

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1 TWBs Team of Deztiny (Ted Washington’s Belly) 124.52 vs 3 Stig-o-sauruseseses (Stigosaurus) 135.44

Summary: TWBs Team of Deztiny hangs onto first place despite a loss to Stig-o-sauruseseses, who moved into third.

Game High Points: Rob Gronkowski 32.90 points (Stig-o-sauruseseses)

Surprise of the Game: It started on TNF with Emmanuel Sanders scoring 30.6 points for TWBs Team of Deztiny. On Sunday Matt Forte added another 24.8 points while Antonio Brown and Rob Gronkowski blew up for Stig-o-sauruseseses to the tune of 25.8 and 32.9 points, respectively.

Most Disappointing Performance: Phi Def (2.0 pts, Stig-o-sauruseseses) and Doug Martin (2.6 pts, TWBs Team of Deztiny) had poor games.

Notables: Steven Jackson had 12.0 pts from TWBs Team of Deztiny’s bench. Otherwise there weren’t many points left on the bench for either team.

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5 Riggs’LeathalWeapons (TuckJob) 94.74 vs 11 Grateful Dawg (athensdawg) 96.86

Summary: Grateful Dawg ekes out a tight win over Riggs’LeathalWeapons to move out of last place.

Game High Points: Arian Foster 35.30 points (Grateful Dawg)

Surprise of the Game: As good as Arian Foster is, 35.3 points still qualifies as surprising. Andrew Hawkins’ 14.8 points, also for Grateful Dawg, was a pleasant surprise too.

Most Disappointing Performance: Jordy Nelson has been a stud this season but fell short this week with only 2.5 points for Riggs’LeathalWeapons. Michael Floyd failed to score any points for Grateful Dawg.

Notables: Ronnie Hillman (13.8 pts) and Kelvin Benjamin (9.4 pts) had solid games for Riggs’LeathalWeapons while Justin Hunter put up 9.1 points from Grateful Dawg’s bench.

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6 Kosar for President (Weeden2Gordon) 98.34 vs 9 The Inflatable Swans (emily522) 98.40

Summary: The Inflatable Swans edged Kosar for President in an incredibly close game.

Game High Points: Peyton Manning 23.44 points (Kosar for President)

Surprise of the Game: Larry Fitzgerald has been quiet much of the year, but not this week. He scored 22.0 points for Kosar for President. Both teams’ kickers scored 15.0 points.

Most Disappointing Performance: Trent Richardson scored 0 points as he didn’t see the field as the Colts’ emergency back on Sunday. Greg Olsen had his worst game of the season with only 1.6 points. Both played for Kosar for President.

Notables: There were plenty of points left on the bench, mostly by The Inflatable Swans. Andre Holmes, Denard Robinson, and Andy Dalton combined for 45.74 points for The Inflatable Swans. Riley Cooper scored 8.8 points from Kosar for President’s bench.

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7 130lbs of Kosar (Brownie’s Year) 128.78 vs 12 Dovaogēdys (Gabe Durrant) 92.96

Summary: Dovaogēdys fell into last place following a tough loss to 130lbs of Kosar in the biggest blowout of the week.

Game High Points: Jamaal Charles 23.70 points (130lbs of Kosar)

Surprise of the Game: Golden Tate had a strong 21.1 point game for Dovaogēdys.

Most Disappointing Performance: Dovaogēdys’ running backs Branden Oliver and Bobby Rainey combined for only 12.9 points.

Notables: Drew Brees went off for 25.04 points on Dovaogēdys’ bench while Knile Davis scored 16.9 points from 130lbs of Kosar’s bench.

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8 Badass Honey Badgers (Aussie Brown) 105.56 vs 10 Optimist Prime (The Licensed Optimist) 97.08

Summary: Optimist Prime’s losing streak extends to 3 games following a loss to Badass Honey Badgers.

Game High Points: Tom Brady 34.16 points (Badass Honey Badgers)

Surprise of the Game: This is the easiest decision in the review to make as Mia Def scored 28.0 points for Optimist Prime.

Most Disappointing Performance: Optimist Prime’s wide receivers Vincent Jackson and Brandon Marshall combined for only 4.8 points.

Notables: Despite Brady’s big 34 point game, Badass Honey Badgers actually started the wrong QB as ben roethlisberger scored 44.78 points from the bench. Optimist Prime saw Brandin Cooks score 21.8 points from the bench while Mark Ingram went for 23.5 points.

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Standings

1 6-2 TWBs Team of Deztiny

2 5-3 Brady Stoneheart

3 5-3 Stig-o-sauruseseses

4 5-3 Haden’s gonna hate

5 5-3 Riggs’LeathalWeapons

6 5-3 Kosar for President

7 4-4 130lbs of Kosar

8 4-4 Badass Honey Badgers

9 4-4 The Inflatable Swans

10 2-6 Optimist Prime

11 2-6 Grateful Dawg

12 1-7 Dovaogēdys

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Week 9 Matchups (Rank, Team, Yahoo projection*)

1 TWBs Team of Deztiny (87.90) vs 12 Dovaogēdys (76.55)

2 Brady Stoneheart (80.19) vs 5 Riggs’LeathalWeapons (85.89)

3 Stig-o-sauruseseses (109.33) vs 4 Haden’s gonna hate (76.44)

6 Kosar for President (82.73) vs 7 130lbs of Kosar (80.13)

8 Badass Honey Badgers (86.39) vs 9 The Inflatable Swans (67.84)

10 Optimist Prime (69.03) vs 11 Grateful Dawg (86.88)

*Projected points as of the writing of this page

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