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Week 5 UDBNFL Review

4 Brady Stoneheart (Jon Stinchcomb) 62.38 vs 8 Kosar for President (Weeden2Gordon) 91.06

Summary: Kosar for President beat Brady Stoneheart, knocking him from first place.

Game High Points: Peyton Manning 32.96 points (Kosar for President)

Surprise of the Game: Kosar for President got big games out of Greg Olsen (19.2 pts) and Stephen Gostkowski (21.0 pts).

Most Disappointing Performance: There were plenty for both teams. The worst offender was probably Alfred Morris and his 2.7 pts for Brady Stoneheart.

Notables: Andre Ellington had a big game with 26.4 points for Kosar for President. Unfortunately he was sitting on the bench.

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1 TWBs Team of Deztiny (Ted Washington’s Belly) 107.94 vs 7 Badass Honey Badgers (Aussie Brown) 74.42

Summary: TWBs Team of Deztiny moves into first place with a big win over Badass Honey Badgers.

Game High Points: Matt Forte 20.6 points (TWBs Team of Deztiny)

Surprise of the Game: Antonio Gates had another big game, this time going for 18.0 points for Badass Honey Badgers.

Most Disappointing Performance: Calvin Johnson’s injury continues to hinder Badass Honey Badgers as Johnson scored only 0.7 points.

Notables: Two strong performances from Patriots were left on the bench. Stevan Ridley scored 17.3 points from TWBs Team of Deztiny’s bench while Tom Brady scored 20.98 points from Badass Honey Badgers’ bench.

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2 Haden’s gonna hate (PaduaDSP) 103.84 vs 9 Optimist Prime (The Licensed Optimist) 107.46

Summary: Haden’s gonna hate hung on to second place despite suffering his second loss in a row, this time to Optimist Prime.

Game High Points: Jay Cutler 23.76 points (Optimist Prime)

Surprise of the Game: Julius Thomas scored 18.6 points for Haden’s gonna hate.

Most Disappointing Performance: After his monster game on TNF last week Larry Donnell was held without a catch this week, scoring 0.0 points for Optimist Prime.

Notables: Pierre Thomas (23.2 pts) and Tony Romo (19.96 pts) were on the bench for Haden’s gonna hate while Optimist Prime sat Fred Jackson (12.7 pts) and Brian Quick (20.7 pts).

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3 Stig-o-sauruseseses (Stigosaurus) 94.38 vs 10 Dovaogēdys (Gabe Durrant) 72.44

Summary: A monster game from Demaryius Thomas helped Stig-o-sauruseseses achieve victory over Dovaogēdys and the SD Def.

Game High Points: Demaryius Thomas 34.6 points (Stig-o-sauruseseses)

Surprise of the Game: Other than Thomas, SD Def scored 16.0 points, well above their projection.

Most Disappointing Performance: Cin Def scored -3.0 points for Stig-o-sauruseseses.

Notables: Dovaogēdys had Russell Wilson (34.24 pts) and Golden Tate (19.4 pts) on his bench while Stig-o-sauruseseses benched Kendall Wright (21.0 pts) and Shane Vereen (10.8 pts).

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biggest blowout

5 130lbs of Kosar (Brownie’s Year) 117.62 vs 12 Grateful Dawg (athensdawg) 74.04

Summary: In the biggest blowout of the week 130lbs of Kosar gets his third consecutive victory as he beats Grateful Dawg.

Game High Points: Arian Foster 29.2 points (Grateful Dawg)

Surprise of the Game: Arian Foster and DeSean Jackson both had big games, but we’ll give this one to Phi Def and their 23.0 points for 130lbs of Kosar.

Most Disappointing Performance: Nick Folk was shut out for 130lbs of Kosar. Grateful Dawg started three wide receivers who combined for 3.8 points.

Notables: It wouldn’t have made a difference, but Grateful Dawg’s receivers wouldn’t have looked quite as bad had he started Terrance Williams and his 13.1 points.

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6 Riggs’LeathalWeapons (TuckJob) 90.94 vs 11 The Inflatable Swans (emily522) 76.40

Summary: Riggs’LeathalWeapons knocked off Eddie Lacy and The Inflatable Swans.

Game High Points: Eddie Lacy 25.2 points (The Inflatable Swans)

Surprise of the Game: This has to be Lacy. After a slow start to the season he blew up against the Vikings in by-far his best game thus far.

Most Disappointing Performance: The majority of The Inflatable Swans’ team outside of Lacy. Keenan Allen, Victor Cruz, Delanie Walker, and Jordan Cameron all combined for only 12.7 points.

Notables: Sammy Watkins had 8.7 points on the bench for The Inflatable Swans. There weren’t many other bench points to speak of in this game.

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Standings

1 4-1 TWBs Team of Deztiny

2 3-2 Haden’s gonna hate

3 3-2 Stig-o-sauruseseses

4 3-2 Brady Stoneheart

5 3-2 130lbs of Kosar

6 3-2 Riggs’LeathalWeapons

7 3-2 Badass Honey Badgers

8 3-2 Kosar for President

9 2-3 Optimist Prime

10 1-4 Dovaogēdys

11 1-4 The Inflatable Swans

12 1-4 Grateful Dawg

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Week 6 Matchups (Rank, Team, Yahoo projection*)

1 TWBs Team of Deztiny (100.77) vs 12 Grateful Dawg (91.32)

2 Haden’s gonna hate (82.77) vs 7 Badass Honey Badgers (91.08)

3 Stig-o-sauruseseses (106.14) vs 8 Kosar for President (84.25)

4 Brady Stoneheart (88.31) vs 5 130lbs of Kosar (78.51)

6 Riggs’LeathalWeapons (101.28) vs 9 Optimist Prime (98.81)

10 Dovaogēdys (73.36) vs 11 The Inflatable Swans (80.82)

*Projected points as of the writing of this page

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