10."Did we win?"
9."What matters most is we had fun"
8."We should have Tebowed"
7."When's game two?"
6."President Bush is on the phone"
5."We still get paid, right?"
4."On the bright side, we still get to shower together"
3."Why is Bill Belichick naked?"
2."Who cares that we lost -- I'm married to a supermodel" (Tom Brady only)
1."Well, at least we don't have to go on Letterman"