The Boss reassured a paranoid city that Charlie is fine, he just took the day off to give him a little rest. And that thing on his knee is a "sleeve", not a "wrap", as in there is no damage to speak of.
Pissed-off NFL fans can hold back the rant for the next 30 days while Time-Warner Cable and The NFL Network hammer out a deal. The FCC, fearing riots in at 32 least major cities, ordered Time-Warner to continue carrying The NFL Network long enough to beg/borrow/steal the money to meet the 350% fee hike The Network is demanding to continue the contract.
Meanwhile, our local NFL broadcast issue shave been solved...WKYC-Channel 3 is the lucky recipient of WOIO-Channel 19's idiocy. They'll have the coach's weekly fireside chat in addition to the four pre-season games and other various perks just for having some class.
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"I'll be the best cheerleader in the league....I'll be the best cheerleader the team has because I know we don't have any cheerleaders. I'm not saying I'll wear a skirt, but I'll be there for the guys."
...but it would be very funny if you did!