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Mooncamping´s Oracular Spectacular
1. What will we do without Brian Hoyer?
-Sue the hospital. Someone smudged the X-Ray.
2. What will we do without Brandon Weeden?
-Have another 1st Rounder next year.
3. What will we do without Jimmy Haslam?
-This is top secret. A mysterious organization called "The Conglomerate" has bought the Browns. Okay, I see you have clearance. It is a group a spearheaded by OT Joe Thomas, and is composed of former Browns Offensive Linemen.
4. Can we have Dawg Stickers for the helmets?
-No.
5. Can we have Cheerleaders?
-No.
6. Can we have a winning season?
-Yes.
7. Will Joe Banner, Mike Lombardi, Rob Chudzinski and Norv Turner be fired, when we The Conglomerate takes over?
-No. The Trent Richardson debacle has made them liable to the fan base. Liable means they owe us. So, no.
8. How about Horton?
-Bengals are rivals. Steelers are adversaries. Ravens are alter egos. Two of three. Are you kidding?
9. Who can we keep on Defense?
-DE Phil Sheard, DE Barkevious Mingo, DT Billy Winn, DT Armonty Bryant, OLB L.J. Fort, OLB Tank Carder, CB Joe Haden.
10. But that´s a 4-3?
-Yeah, sorry, we´re adults and consequentialists. I always have a 3-4. But, we´re consequentialists.
11. You´re an asshole.
-10 questions max.
12. How about Offense?
-OT Garrett Gilkey, OT Dominic Alford, OG Shawn Lauvao, OG Oniel Cousins, QB Brian Hoyer, WR Josh Cooper, FB Brian Leonard, RB Chase Reynolds
13. Chase Reynolds?
-10 questions max.
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