Mooncamping´s Oracular Spectacular Week 9

Mooncamping´s Oracular Spectacular Week 9

1.  Who is the best WR on the field?

-Hurr.  That´s easy.  Tandon Doss.

2.  Who is the best LOT on the field?

-Garrett Gilkey?

3.  Who is the best LOG on the field?

-Alex Mack?

4.  Who is the best C on the field?

-Braxston Cave?...He´s gone Dude!...Oh!  In Mooncamping´s O-Line World, sometimes Offensive Tackles are Centers.  So, Eugene Monroe.  First.  And then Kelechi Osemele.

5.  Who is the best ROG on the field?

-Shawn Lauvao and Oniel Cousins.  That´s two!  Well, sometimes in Browns World, they stock pile talent, when the fans don´t control the forums.

6.  Who is the best ROT on the field?

-There is none.  Can Ryan Tucker unretire?  I told you we should have signed the Broncos Franchise Tag Player, Ryan Clady!  And I´m not an I told you so person.

7.  Who it the best TE on the field?

-None.  Kellen Davis would have counted.

8.  Who is the best QB on the field?

-Thaddeus Lewis.  Mooncamping, our nerves!  Tyrod Taylor.  No, wait.  Brandon Weeden...

9.  Who is the best Tail Back on the field?

-Does Armanti Edwards count yet?

10.  Who is the best FB on the field?

-Brock Bolen.  Kill!...Okay.  I think Vonta Leach still edges out Kyle Juszczyk.

11.  Who is the best DT on the field?

-Phil Taylor.  No, time out.  He´s lacking the Franchise Tag Player Endorsement and Value Package he should have claimed versus our cap!  Billy Winn.

12.  Who is the best DE on the field?

-Armonty Bryant.  Then Arthur Jones.

13.  Who is the best ILB on the field?

-L.J. Fort.  Get that phone number!...Okay.  Alex Mack.  Speed Dial it...I think Barkevious Mingo and Ezekiel Ansah rather than Dion Jordan could do a really good job.  That´s more than we wanted to know.  Well, anyways.  Barkevious Mingo.

14.  Who is the best OLB on the field?

-Tank Carder.

15.  Who is the best CB on the field?

-Joe Haden.

16.  Who is the best FS on the field?

-You get 7 less questions next week!  I´ll deal with it.  At this point T.J. Ward.

17.  Who is the best SS on the field?

-Matt Elam.  He´s listed...don´t want to hear it.  Matt Elam.  If Abe Elam isn´t around.

18.  Who is the best P...Who needs Punters and Kickers?  They´re the Anti Offense.

19.  Who is the fairest of them all?

-The Bone Lady?